Afion Crockett- Drake Westwood Freestyle Spoof

Below is the original Drake Freestlye on Tim Westwoods Radio One UK show


This is the spoof that Afion Crockett put together


hahaha this is perfect. Tim Westwood for those that don't know is a 52 year old british dude who hosts the biggest Hip-Hop radio show in England. His fake "Black British" (as the British call it) accent is also the inspiration for the voice Sasha Baron Cohen used for the character Ali G. While in general I like Drake as an artist I think the dude is a clown and frankly, watching him rap makes me uncomfortable.

Mannequin's Wardrobe Malfunction Draws Complaints

BEATRICE, Neb. – Residents who complained about a nearly naked female store mannequin prompted police to conceal the window display and stirred a debate about obscenity. Police covered the window at Hannah's Treasures for about a day last week after several people in the southeast Nebraska city of 12,500 complained about themannequin with a pair of pants around its ankles and wearing shoes but no other clothing.

City Attorney Tobias Tempelmeyer said Monday he had yet to receive all the police reports on the semi-naked mannequin.

"We're not able at this point to issue a determination whether it's obscene or not," Tempelmeyer said.

The owner of the closed shop later dressed the offending mannequin in a bikini.

Store owner Kevin Kramer's lawyer, Dustin Garrison, didn't immediately respond to a message Monday, but he told the Beatrice Daily Sun that Kramer might sue over the dispute.

"Nothing about a naked mannequin constitutes obscenity," Garrison said to the Beatrice Daily Sun. "I think we've all gone into a department store and seen a naked mannequin at one point in our lives."

Kramer said the shop in Beatrice was closed because he was in the process of moving his business to Lincoln.

Tempelmeyer said the dispute was resolved amicably, and that he was OK with the mannequin wearing a bikini.

Fucking seriously people???? A mannequin is considered obscene?

We have reached a point where shit like this is getting ridiculous. People in Europe cruise around naked all the time and the kids are fine there. Another example of what George Carlin would call "The pussification of America". People are so sensitive and worried about what their kids are gonna see out in the real world but they close their eyes in their house and don't notice when junior is fucking prostitutes on GTA Lynn.

If anything your kid is just gonna go home and think nothing of the mannequin. Whats that worst that can happen? Your 12 year old is gonna put the image in his spank bank and "take his talents to South Beach" when he gets home? Could be worse

Oh and obviously that isn't a picture of the scene in Nebraska. Their mannequins are probably more along the lines of this

And I hope the store owner sues the pants off whoever he can just because and makes that town the next Cleveland.

Rant/Celeberity Recording Off!!!! Who ya got??

So Mel Gibson just took the crown in this whole celebrity rant thing with his rant that was release yesterday telling his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva that "I'll put you under a rose garden" and saying she "should just fucking smile and blow me". Here is Mels rant


But, there have been a number of rants/recordings in the past that are right in the level below this.

Christian Bale

Scott Van Pelt (ESPN)

Pat O'Brien

Charlie Sheen

Alec Baldwin

Adam Roberts and Skinny Rick

These kids are making some sick videos.

Check out their blogs:

Adam Roberts-http://oppositeofcolorblind.tumblr.com/

Skinny Rick- http://preblemchild.wordpress.com/

B.O.B. 13 Minute Freestyle

Refreshing when someone actually freestyles nowadays