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Ray, "Teacher, Pastor, Prophet and Apostle&q...

2011-12-01T13:32:38.683-05:00

Ray,

"Teacher, Pastor, Prophet and Apostle"

Lofty titles to assign to yourself, those last two.

And are you telling me that this quarterback who can't pass owes his timely completions to god? If those are the prayers you, as a prophet and an apostle, believe god is choosing to answer, I'll continue to do my best without him. Unfortunately, I still occasionally have to brush shoulders with fear-mongering, self-righteous liars such as yourself

And why are you reading this when you are in the &...

2011-12-01T12:01:52.351-05:00

And why are you reading this when you are in the "Holy Land"? Also you forgot jesus' bday on your calendar brah.

I bet you would be supporting Sandusky and Fine if...

2011-12-01T11:57:43.086-05:00

I bet you would be supporting Sandusky and Fine if they were priests wouldn't you you sick fuck

And when you fools are burning in the Lake of Fire...

2011-11-30T23:32:56.524-05:00

And when you fools are burning in the Lake of Fire and God's Man, Tim Tebow, is in glory in the New Jerusalem, along with all of us who have trusted Christ as their Lord and Savior, when your tongues cry out for water and there is none, and when every part of your bodies are burning alive, for all eternity, with no hope of reprieve, then how much will your sexual conquests count for? Even though that may not faze you, how about this to chew on? You fools, cursing and swearing and mocking God, are going nowhere in your useless, meaningless lives, while Tim Tebow, trust in Christ, has amazingly led the Denver Broncos of the NFL to five victories in six starts. Don't you find it just a little bit odd that a quarterback who supposedly can't pass can hit the key receiver at just the right time? How about all those bozos who cursed at him at the combine? Are they starting at quarterback for an NFL team? Perhaps, God willing (and yes, He DOES exist!), some of this non-spiritual stuff will actually sink into your sin-addled brains and save your nearly worthless souls. Amazingly enough, God still loved you enough to let His ONLY naturally born Son die in your worthless stead!

Shay is unbelievable. Why did I not know about he...

2011-02-08T03:29:49.667-05:00

Shay is unbelievable. Why did I not know about her before now!!!?!?!1111

"wat up"

2010-11-05T11:18:36.257-04:00

"wat up"

its funny. fake drake looks like a bob brother.

2010-07-15T14:20:06.816-04:00

its funny. fake drake looks like a bob brother.

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2010-05-11T10:16:40.880-04:00

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ya he did!

2010-04-02T21:53:41.631-04:00

ya he did!

Pauly D looked embarrassed to be a part of that

2010-04-02T13:26:27.590-04:00

Pauly D looked embarrassed to be a part of that

HAHAHA

2010-03-25T09:15:18.479-04:00

HAHAHA

if i needed someone wacked Johnny C would be my fi...

2010-03-25T08:40:22.055-04:00

if i needed someone wacked Johnny C would be my first call ..

I know right on two different days she saw that sk...

2010-03-24T23:42:19.050-04:00

I know right on two different days she saw that skinny little sketchball creeping around, whoever hired him hired a real PRO!!! himself and wehatever accomplice really planned this out! psshhhh!

So that dumb broad neighbor saw this dude and some...

2010-03-24T21:55:42.343-04:00

So that dumb broad neighbor saw this dude and someone else in a car, on a warm day, with scarves over their faces, sunglasses, and hats pulled down low, and decided to not call the cops??? She should be shot too.

He must turned down a ton....maybe he will play fo...

2010-03-24T19:41:02.110-04:00

He must turned down a ton....maybe he will play for free in the nfl and give all the money to charity

SO TRUE!! this righteous little faggot missed out ...

2010-03-24T13:46:55.900-04:00

SO TRUE!! this righteous little faggot missed out on so much pussy.. and now hes just going to be some 4th round bum in the nfl... god have mercy on his soul!!! he won the pussy lottery and never went and collected his prize

Lmao

2010-03-22T12:09:46.085-04:00

Lmao

Nicely done

2010-03-16T09:29:01.930-04:00

Nicely done

Finally !! Johnny Crash at 3am !! YESSSSSS

2010-03-16T08:32:34.982-04:00

Finally !! Johnny Crash at 3am !! YESSSSSS

hahah like a team called "Chode Warriors"...

2010-03-13T10:46:32.279-05:00

hahah like a team called "Chode Warriors" could ever step up to AMERICA !

With all do respect Mr. Chillin... I don't lik...

2010-03-13T10:44:47.182-05:00

With all do respect Mr. Chillin... I don't like your chances. But I do like whiskey and fuck. See you on the streets.

-Chode Warriors

I hear the Corned Beef & Cabbage is really goo...

2010-03-13T10:34:32.281-05:00

I hear the Corned Beef & Cabbage is really good this year. . .

done

2010-03-10T16:32:29.842-05:00

done

they could be brothers ... or brother and sister ....

2010-03-10T16:30:05.964-05:00

they could be brothers ... or brother and sister ... orrrr .... whatever, i'm not even going to try figuring this one out ... BRING BACK THE PANDA !!!

no i just figured we could use Chaz Bono as our of...

2010-03-10T16:19:06.407-05:00

no i just figured we could use Chaz Bono as our official Corey Haim